Monday, July 31, 2006

Appropo of nothing sports-related

This was just so funny and well-written I had to post it. The fine folks at have once again come through with some funny-ass shit.

Check this out...
Nicole Richie is reportedly terrified that nude pictures of her and her friends will soon be on the Internet after she lost her camera at the L.A. nightspot, Guy's. While partying with Lindsay Lohan and DJ AM at the karaoke bar, Nicole realized her camera was missing and demanded that the bar immediately shut down the music, turn on the lights and search everyone on the premises. The camera was never found. A source says:

They were having fun and then suddenly she's freaking out after she realises the camera's gone...Nicole had been experimenting and had a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends," says a source. "They'd be embarrassed if they got out."

I'm sure the source used the word "sexy" just to be nice, because it would take Criss Angel to make looking at nude pictures of Nicole Richie even remotely tolerable. I'm positive he'd have to hypnotize me to make me think I was a necrophilliac or I was seeing a ghost. Even then he'd have to show me pictures of a car bombing or kitten on fire to make sure I didn't wake up with nightmares.

That is some DAMN FINE WRITING. I haven't laughed this hard since former Royals center fielder Kerry Robinson climbed the wall versus the White Sox to attempt to rob a Sox hitter of a double that landed 10 feet in front of the warning track this year.

See I mixed some sports in there!


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